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Proxmox for Dummies
19/06/2025 — The Terminator

If you’re new to virtualization or just looking for a way to run a bunch of virtual machines (VMs) from the comfort of your basement, Proxmox is your new best friend. This post will help you get started as if you’ve never clicked a computer button before—no judgement, just fun and simple steps. Buckle up, grab a snack, and let’s turn your old PC into a virtualization powerhouse!

What is Proxmox Anyway?

Before we dive in, let’s clear up the confusion. Proxmox is a free, open-source virtualization platform that lets you run virtual machines (VMs) and containers (those fancy, lightweight thingies) on a single computer. It’s like having multiple computers inside your computer—perfect for testing, learning, or just showing off at family gatherings.

What You Need to Get Started

Step 1: Download the Proxmox ISO

Head over to the Proxmox downloads page and grab the latest Proxmox Virtual Environment (VE) ISO. This is the magic file that will turn your PC into a VM playground.

Step 2: Make a Bootable USB

Now, use a tool like Rufus to put that ISO onto your USB stick. If you’re not sure how, just plug your USB in, run Rufus, select the Proxmox ISO, and hit start. Easy peasy!

Step 3: Boot from the USB

Restart your computer and mash the magic key (usually Esc, F2, F10, F11, or F12) to get into the boot menu. Pick your USB stick and let the show begin!

Step 4: Start the Installation

You’ll see a fancy menu. Choose Install Proxmox VE, accept the EULA (don’t worry, it’s not a trap), and pick your hard drive. Choose your country, time zone, and keyboard layout—unless you want your passwords to look like hieroglyphs.

Step 5: Set Up Your Server

Give your server a cool hostname (like “SuperVM” or “NotAVirus”), set a strong password (don’t use “password”), and type in your email. Next, pick the right network interface. If you’re not sure, just try one and cross your fingers!

Step 6: Cross Your Fingers and Install

Double-check your settings on the summary screen. If everything looks good, press Install. Sit back, relax, and maybe do a little victory dance.

Step 7: Reboot and Log In

When the installer says “All done!” (or something like that), remove your USB stick and reboot. Your new Proxmox server will greet you with a login screen.

Step 8: Play Around!

Now the fun begins! Log in, update your system, and start creating VMs or containers. Try things out, break some stuff, and learn as you go. Remember, even the pros started somewhere—probably with coffee and confusion.

Bonus Tips

Watch a Video Tutorial

If you’re more of a visual learner, check out this step-by-step video tutorial for extra guidance and some laughs.

Join the Community

If you get stuck, the Proxmox forum is full of friendly folks who love to help newbies.

Conclusion

Congratulations! You’ve just installed Proxmox and unlocked a world of virtualization possibilities. Whether you want to run Linux, Windows, or just impress your friends with your new tech skills, Proxmox is your ticket to the virtual big leagues. Now go make some magic happen—just don’t forget the coffee!